Sarah: Part II

All right, Kazaa. Listen up. I don't want any of your idiotic tricks. When I go to download my Sarah's new single, I expect-- what else?-- my Sarah's new single. I do not want to download some kind of "Fallen" Trojan horse with "Building a Mystery" inside it. I do not want ten seconds of beautiful music and then three and a half minutes of squalling, screeching technical nothing.
I don't have DSL right now, Kazaa, and I think it's pretty mean of you to get me all happy, thinking that I'm almost done downloading something-- finally!-- only to discover that it's not real music, but Sara Evans singing "Even Angels Fall".
I would quit while I'm ahead... funny thing, though.
I'm not getting ahead with you, you stupidstupidstupid head!